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Portal - The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game

With a grinding of gears and some uneasy rumbling, Aperture Laboratories has resumed testing! Your team of Test Subjects have entered the Lab and are ready to perform all sorts... (read more)
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Reviews
mixed, 53% of all reviews are favorable
Playtime
30 minutes
Published
2015
Age
15+
Publisher
Cryptozoic Entertainment
Players
2 to 4 players
Designer
Jeep Barnett
Playstyle
Involved
Game's Categories
Strategy Game, Science Fiction, Video Game Theme, Puzzle, Modular Board, Mad Science, and Area Majority / Influence
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Description

With a grinding of gears and some uneasy rumbling, Aperture Laboratories has resumed testing! Your team of Test Subjects have entered the Lab and are ready to perform all sorts of important, dignified, and dangerous testing procedures… all in the pursuit of Cake! It’s a fun and funny fast-paced fight to the finish. And by finish, we mean your team probably died.

The Lab is an ever-changing conveyor belt of death and dismemberment. But SCIENCTIFIC PROGRESS must be at the forefront of the mind of every good Test Subject. In this game of constantly shifting area control and cardplay, players move and Portal their Test Subjects to various Chambers in the Lab. At the end of each player’s turn, one of the Chambers on the end of the Lab gives way, plunging all Test Subjects on it into oblivion. But should your Test Subjects have numbered greater than all others in the falling Chamber, they earn you some wonderful parting gifts, which can include Cake.

Yet, these moist slices of industrial-grade Cake must be stored in the Lab, where they are at risk of falling into said oblivion. Not to mention that your jealous opponents can pick up your Cake and move it closer to that precipice. He who has acquired the most Cake when a team has lost its last Test Subject is the winner. Do you risk gathering Cake early for a quick win? Or do you bide your time and wait until you can protect it better? Win the game and prove the Cake was no lie.

Contents Summary:

  • 1 Manual
  • 1 Resource Board
  • 18 Test Chamber Panels
  • 20 Aperture Cards/Characters
  • 4 Oversized Portal Gun Cards
  • 32 Test Subject Miniatures
  • 32 Cake Slice Miniatures
  • 1 Turret Miniature
  • 1 Companion Cube Miniature
  • 2 Portal Tokens
  • 1 GLADOS Token
  • 1 Steam Activation Code (for a free copy of Portal 2)
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    Game's Categories

    Genre

    • Strategy Game

    Themes

    • Puzzle
    • Video Game Theme
    • Science Fiction
    • Mad Science

    Mechanics

    • Area Majority / Influence
    • Modular Board

    Publishers

    • Cryptozoic Entertainment
    • ADC Blackfire Entertainment GmbH

    Designer

    • Jeep Barnett

    Developer

    • Richelle Brady

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